This is one chapter in a story about a Garden. But not just any garden. When her Ladyship looks out of the windows of her mansion, she sees well-kept lawns and flower beds, lovingly cared for by her gardener, Mr Po Lin. But down in the Garden, Bartrum, the Garden Gnome rules the other Garden Ornaments with a rod of iron. And if they don't do as he tells them, there's always the threat of cess pit duty...